The contest is over! or is it?? No more submissions will be accepted, but now its up to you, my fellow tbloggers to pick the winner. Thats right you get to choose. Heres how it works. Each time you commented on my blog since I began you have earned one vote. You can now cast those votes for the header you want to win. You cant vote for you own header. If you never commented before you have one vote.
Comments on the prvious blog talking about the contest DO NOT COUNT. Below is listed all the tblogers that have commented and how many votes they get. Oh and outside users votes dont count...so signup biatches!
Im getting tired of the plain ugly ass text above this post. Yea the header. So here goes Starting today untill Friday June 25th, thats one week for the calendar challenged reading this, I am holding a contest where u make me a header.
[b]rules:[/b]
1. **EDIT** Since Dragon images are hard to find, this Rule as been edited out!!! 2. Cointain NO Nudity, unless its you and your a hot chick. I will need proof that its you; Drivers License, Birth Certificate, Social Security #, last 3 boyfriends phone numbers to verify you give good head, and at least two Hot sluts that you know must call me, message for phone number. 3. Must OWN like a motherfucker. IF you dont know what own means, then go get a slurpie and throw away your life by chatting to gaming nerds. Then suddenly you'll realize that your old life OWN3D and now your fucked. 4. Contain NO refrence to Richard Simmons, Gilbert Godfrey, or any politician... except Bill Clinton. Cause Fat chicks need loving and cigars too. 5. Cointain NONE of this skinhead, wannabe racist, redneck, fuck my meth smokin white trash ass, bullshit. But it can have a trailer. 6. No Boy bands or some group I've never heard of, I dont give a fuck about your favorite EMO group and how cool you are cause only you and four of your gay friends give two shits in a wet bag about them. 7. No and I FUCKING mean NO refrence to any bullshit, cock whoring rapper, e.g. Lil John and anything else you listen too. In fact just steer clear of all fucking musicians. 8. Speak English, you send me some mexican cinco de mayo bullshit or something with this 'urban' ebonics crap I will personally send you a dirty condom in the mail, your parents will love that. And if your old, Ill send it to your kids, or your old mom in a nursing home. 9. Ok I just had to add this freakin rule. My name is Dragon S5. Not dragons 5 not dragons, Dragon [pause] S5. If your going to use my name try and get it correct, well now you know. 10. Why are all of them .gif's so far? It can be just a still image. Just wanted to make sure you guys knew that I dont care if it wiggles, bites, shoots flame, or does nothing at all.
Winner gets 500 tbucks and My Guaranteed vote as a featured blog. And as an extra I'll toss at least 10 highly unique insightful comments your way for all you comment whores. No I am not a hippie ass artist and cant do art to save my dick from the jaws of a trans-sexual hooker from South Africa.
After Uploading an image message me and tell me what its called (filenam) so I know who it is. Better yet, try putting your tBlog name in the filename...that would rock out like a hard cock.
ok I understand that most users of tBlog are not familiar with the concept of HTML, so i put together this little post for ya'll.
HTML what is it? It stands for Hyper Text Markup Language. Its geek code that lets you see webpages. HTML uses a tag system to keep track links, imgs, and text.
[b]You are a young warrior on a quest, you are Link![/b]
Just what is a link? It allows you to put a clickable line of text that will lead your user to a new site, or a different page on your site. Links work by using a url tag. In HTML this would look like:
< a href="http://dragons5.tblog.com" > My Blog < /a >
Just delete the spaces after the <'s and >'s and you'll have a succesfully working URL tag. URL is an abbrevation for what really means the address ( whatever .com ) that is the URL. As a tbloger you will proably only use this tag when adding links to sites in your Left or Right HTML pane's under My Account.
[b]Say Hello to My Little Image![/b]
Most of you have fun little images that you want to put on your blog. Most of you find these little trinkets on free site providers, but what if you want to post a picture or two of you or your dog? Then you need to use the IMG src tag.
again just go through and delete the spaces by the < and > and you'll have a working img src tag.
But where do you get these URL's that you need. For the Links just go to the page and copy what appears in your address bar. Images are a little more involved. First find the image you want to link to. Right click the image and select properties. A box will appear that tells you all about the image, including the URL or address. Just highlight this line of text and insert it into the code, making sure to replace the other address. This is not always allowed however, it would be nicer of you to download the image and upload it to an image hosting service such as Photobucket a free image hosting service. Its always a good idea to save your images to a disk, just in case the service you use shuts down or deletes them accidently.
[b]Font me Up Scotty[/b]
Finally changing fonts with HTML. Who says you have to live with the text size and color that your tBlog template gives you. You can atleast change some of these with simple HTML code. The font tag looks like:
< font color="blue" size="5" > Hi I am Dragon S5 < /font >
Looks like: Hi I am Dragon S5
as you can see this is dramatically different than the surrounding text. You can also make the font bold, underlined, or italiced.
Bold: < b > Hi I am Dragon S5 < /b > looks like: Hi I am Dragon S5
Underlined: < u > Hi I am Dragon S5 < /u > looks like: Hi I am Dragon S5
Italiced: < i > Hi I am Dragon S5 < /i > looks like: Hi I am Dragon S5
Well there ya go I hope I made it easy enough for everyone, or all non-geeks to understand. If you have any questions or if you think I missed something. Leave a Freakin Comment!
Thats right dragon produced a magazine. Imagine what was in there. Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, Rap, Beer, man i had it all. Here are a few of the covers. Tell me what you think.
The day of days is here. That day that we have been waiting for, for 18 years. The girls with a combined net worth near 300 million dollars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, turned 18 today. So older guys start trying to 'accidently' bump into one of them at the store, cause now you wont go to prison.
patiently waiting for the porno or at least photoshoped images to download via Kazza, Dragon S5
Well I finally got everything moved into the new apartment. My girlfriend moved to Texas yesterday, and well im not in Texas. So im slightly down right now.
Im having to use my schools computer lab because the cable company screwed up and forgot that i was moving yesterday and wont turn on the cable at my new place till Friday. :roll:
Sorry if you came here looking for humor, or my take on politics then you picked a bad day. Im just not in the mood.
Anyway I got to sweating my ass off, quite literally, while I was moving. When I woke up this morning I discoverd my ass was burning. Hmmmmm had I been abducted by aliens? Raped by some freaky gay weirdo? nope I got swamp ass and when swamp ass dries it chaffes you like a mother***** so I had to go and get this stuff:
This worked wonders for my Swamp Ass and Sweaty Sack...theres a good line for an infomercial
